![]() ![]() Jean: Oh, well thank you so m- *gets headbutted by Shardis* You seem to have a good head on your shoulders. Jean: Oh, well, my name is Jean Kirstein from Trost, and after I ace this academy, I'll be joining the Military Police. Shardis: What about you, muffin top? What's your story? Shardis: WELL SWEET MOTHER TERESA ON THE HOOD OF A MERCEDEZ BENZ, YOU SOUND LIKE A MAJESTIC FUCKING EAGLE!! DO YOU SING?!Īrmin: *struggles to harmonize with the note, then gets his head turned around by Shardis* ![]() ![]() Shardis: Alright, you POOP NOBBLERS! Now I don't want no screwing around with you batch of MEAT TOSSERS! Last group thought it would be funny to shove a CORN COB up a trainee's BUNGHOLE! And you know what happened? They were asked to leave politely, and it was AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE! Alright, Aryan coconut, what's your name? Garrison: Yeah! And you can also do stuff like this! punches and kicks Eren to the groundĮren: After getting punched and kicked to the ground) That sounds AWESOME!!Įren: We'll join the military! We'll get all the food, authority, and VENGEANCE that we've ever wanted! Garrison: Then you should fuckin' join the military! You can get all the food you want! And the survivors were forced into refugee camps where they didn't have enough food, so even more people died, YEAAAAA! But, how are Eren and the gang getting by? #1: Narrator (Doug Walker): (laughing) And so, hundreds of thousands of people DIED and the outer wall was taken over by Titans. ![]()
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